Six years, yowzer.
02.13.2014
The fifth annual ANTI-VALENTINE’S DAY GIFT GUIDE
Ahhhh, VALENTINE’S DAY. It’s a day when people are either really, really happy and giddy or like realllly sad and depressed, which is just really dumb, in my opinion. REALLY. I can’t even believe that this is the FIFTH Anti-Valentine’s Day gift guide that I’m doing (first, second, third, fourth)…and I want to be clear, I don’t hate Valentine’s Day, I just think we should celebrate our loved ones (and ourselves!) EVERY DAY, not just on February 14th. This gift guide is really just a little list of what I want/what I’ll be doing on the day where florists make most of their money every year…get at it.
1. I Love U More Than French Fries Card// French fries are my weakness and I would totally buy this card for myself…but it also makes sense to send to anyone in my family or one of my BFFs.
2. Jayson Home Pyrite Heart// I’ve always been amazed at the fact that people actually buy paper weights…does that mean they don’t have enough random shit already to hold down their papers? Maybe. Regardless, I think this pyrite heart is super pretty and I want it for my desk.
3. Victoria’s Secret Rose Lace Bralette// I’m all about the bralette lately and cobalt blue is one of my favorite colors to wear.
4. Pasta and Wine// I feel like this one needs no explanation, but I’m reminded of what LADY GAGA once said about Valentine’s Day…and you can fill in the blanks.
5. Never Have I Ever: My Life (So Far) Without a Date// I recently finished reading this book where the author tells tales about her close call relationships. It’s funny, and relatable, and will make you less suicidal if you’re single on Vday.
6. DIY Terrarium// I included a terrarium in my own holiday wish list this past Christmas and yeah, it hasn’t happened yet but I’m thinking Friday (Valentine’s Day) might be a good day to get down to business.
02.13.2013
The Fourth Annual Anti-Valentine’s Day Gift Guide
It’s funny because I don’t enjoy doing gift guides…I always feel like there’s just so much pressure to find the most perfect gifts but, for some reason, I always REALLY look forward to my Anti-Valentine’s Day guide. I can’t even believe this is the FOURTH edition…I mean, if you need to catch up here’s one, two and three, oh, how times flies when you’re having fun. The truth of the matter is that I actually considered NOT doing something anti V-day this year, mostly because I went on three really good dates with a guy and was actually feeling like MAYBE I’d have a Valentine this year. Well, that thought was quickly destroyed and so, on with tradition. With out any further ado, here’s the fourth annual anti-Valentine’s Day gift guide:
I’m usually more of a chocolate girl but when I heard that Sugarfina came out with their own Anti-Valentine’s Gift Set, how could I resist? I ordered the trio yes, for myself, and definitely enjoyed the all three…but the frogs (e.g. Stop Kissing Frogs) was totally my fave. And ladies, don’t forget, there really ARE “plenty of fish in the sea.”
The HBO show Girls…well, I’m obsessed, to say the least, but from what I’ve observed…men really hate this show. Maybe “hate” is a strong word but I’d say “dislike” or “confused by” would be a fair assessment.
Friend’s BF: I don’t get it…they’re all really unattractive and gross.
Me: You wouldn’t get it…it’s REAL.
Deborah Lippmann created four fun nail polish shades, inspired by each character on the show…all of which I deam totally on point, by the way.
Oh, Ryan Gosling. You have your own coloring book…and it’s fantastic. The Ryan Gosling obsession annoys me to the absolute fullest so if you’re single this V-day, why not enjoy some Ryan on your time.
With the help of Mr. Chakra, a new, interactive website from Aveda, you will be given the tools you need to find the balance you deserve. Mr. Chakra will reveal energy-aligning tips that include guided meditation, breathing techniques, mantra usage and personal nutrition. He’ll also lead you to the Aveda Chakra Balancing Body Massage at Aveda Spas and recommend your ideal Aveda Chakra Balancing Body Mist. I encourage you to take sensory journey – I’m chakra #5, in case you were wondering.
02.14.2012
Third Annual Anti-Valentine’s Day Gift Guide
Here it was the first year…and here it was the second. Welcome to my third installation of my annual Anti-Valentine’s Day Gift Guide. I don’t do these because I’m down on love (I love love!) but instead, I like to find gifts that help me treat ME on Valentine’s Day. These are things that I want and would probably make my boyfriend buy me anyway…if I had one. Ha. That’s a totally different story…
CC Skye “Pour Some Sugar On Me” lyric bangle (not yet available)
Baked By Melissa by Betsy Johnson Mini Cupcakes
YSL VOLUPTE Sheer Candy Glossy Balm Crystal Color
La Verite white lace bra
Miguelina Hot Pink Scarf
02.09.2011
The second annual Anti-Valentine’s Day Gift Guide
So last year I created the very first Anti-Valentine’s Day Gift Guide and boooooy was it a hit. My friends emailed it around like it was a Lindsay Lohan crotch shot and so, with crotch mentioned, I present to you the second annual Anti-Valentine’s Day Gift Guide.
An amazing blowout
Blow dry blars are popping up all over…but in LA, nothing beats Drybar. I recently visited their new West Hollywood location, which is much closer to my apartment, and I continue my adoration for this salon. When you’re having a bad day nothing, I repeat nothing, beats an amazing blow out.
LUSH It’s Raining Men Honey Rich Shower Gel
I’m a self-proclaimed shower gel junkie and for as much as I like this product’s name, I equally like the smell. It’s Raining Men is made with lotus flowers and a dash of honey to soothe dry skin while cleansing.
I had one of the best facials of my life at Kate Somerville’s Clinic in West Hollywood so when I was recently invited to a press event at the Clinic, I was pretty excited. There’s something insanely relaxing and zen-like about the decor; it’s super girly and chic and just sitting in the waiting room puts me in a better mood, which is exactly why a facial or massage at the Clinic would make for an ideal Anti-Valentine’s Day gift.
Frederick’s of Hollywood Feather Fantasy
How very Black Swan, no? I’m not one for wild and crazy lingerie but with my recent feather obsession, I’m way into this bra and panty set. Wear it for yourself and feel sexy doing it.
Baked By Melissa Valentine’s Day mini cupcakes
These cupcakes are my most favorite in the whole wide world and I can’t think of a better day this year to eat a few (or a small box) of these. The Valentine’s Day version comes in a special Valentine’s Day box so you can also gift these to your mom, sister, single girlfriends, etc. LOVE.
02.11.2010
The anti-Valentine’s Day gift guide
So yeah…I don’t have a Valentine this year. I actually think I may have jinxed myself back in the 11th grade when I decided to wear all black on Valentine’s Day, in protest, naturally. But I digress. You won’t find some “win your way into his heart” type of Valentine’s Day round up on THIS blog. In fact, last year I did a “V-day, not VD” mini gift guide that featured sexually named hair gel and a quote from Lady GaGa about carbs and good sex. Anyway, here’s my 2010 version- a rundown of super cool Valentine’s Day must-haves that you can use with someone or alone.
Bristols6 makes the sexiest Nippies, which, let’s be honest are cute for under clothing or just while wearing nothing else at all.
Booty Parlor Don’t Stop Massage Candle is pure genius, in my book. It sounds too good to be true but this candle is actually also massage oil. Yup, that’s right, ladies. Does your BF have a hot wax fetish? I hope not…but if he does, this is a good compromise. The wax is made from a rich blend of shea butter, vitamins A &E, jojoba, olive and coconut oils and clean-burning natural soy wax.
Too Faced Mood Swing Lipgloss is emotionally-activated and high on shine. Personally, I’m interested to see if a guy would even notice if I HAD lipgloss on but it would be pretty hilarious if, after burping at dinner, your lips suddenly turned hot pink. Just saying.
Diptyque, one of my most favorite brands, came out with this fabulous candle – Rooibos vanilla, to be exact. And, a portion of sales from this candle helps to provide medicine to people living with HIV.
I mean, this is probably NOT the most appropriate Valentine’s Day item if you actually do have a Valentine…but if you don’t, this is the only thing you really need (well, except maybe what you’re about to see…keep reading). LUSH The Ex Factor bath bomb was inspired by a plan to rid the world of the memories of useless men, something every girl can use!
These look so innocent, don’t they? Body Spa Vibrating Bath Sponges will add a little extra oomph while you’re taking your nice, relaxing bubble bath on the big day.
02.11.2010
The anti-Valentine’s Day gift guide
So yeah…I don’t have a Valentine this year. I actually think I may have jinxed myself back in the 11th grade when I decided to wear all black on Valentine’s Day, in protest, naturally. But I digress. You won’t find some “win your way into his heart” type of Valentine’s Day round up on THIS blog. In fact, last year I did a “V-day, not VD” mini gift guide that featured sexually named hair gel and a quote from Lady GaGa about carbs and good sex. Anyway, here’s my 2010 version- a rundown of super cool Valentine’s Day must-haves that you can use with someone or alone.
Bristols6 makes the sexiest Nippies, which, let’s be honest are cute for under clothing or just while wearing nothing else at all.
Booty Parlor Don’t Stop Massage Candle is pure genius, in my book. It sounds too good to be true but this candle is actually also massage oil. Yup, that’s right, ladies. Does your BF have a hot wax fetish? I hope not…but if he does, this is a good compromise. The wax is made from a rich blend of shea butter, vitamins A &E, jojoba, olive and coconut oils and clean-burning natural soy wax.
Too Faced Mood Swing Lipgloss is emotionally-activated and high on shine. Personally, I’m interested to see if a guy would even notice if I HAD lipgloss on but it would be pretty hilarious if, after burping at dinner, your lips suddenly turned hot pink. Just saying.
Diptyque, one of my most favorite brands, came out with this fabulous candle – Rooibos vanilla, to be exact. And, a portion of sales from this candle helps to provide medicine to people living with HIV.
I mean, this is probably NOT the most appropriate Valentine’s Day item if you actually do have a Valentine…but if you don’t, this is the only thing you really need (well, except maybe what you’re about to see…keep reading). LUSH The Ex Factor bath bomb was inspired by a plan to rid the world of the memories of useless men, something every girl can use!
These look so innocent, don’t they? Body Spa Vibrating Bath Sponges will add a little extra oomph while you’re taking your nice, relaxing bubble bath on the big day.
