So I literally LOL’d when I saw these greeting cards. I was just thinking the other day how no one really sends snail mail anymore and it makes me kinda sad. I still have a crazy amount of stationary lingering from middle and high school (yeah, I’m a pack rat) and no one to write to! Anyhow, when I saw The Ass Award, I immediately started thinking about which one of my friends would get which award. My favorite? The Wild Ass because a zebra can never be tamed!