Chelsea Handler Is My Idol (And Should Be Yours Too)

So in an effort to read more, I decided it was time to finally read Chelsea Handler’s My Horizontal Life. All I have to say is, A-MAZING. She’s the female Tucker Max, only, you know, with a soul. Chelsea is with out a doubt one of those women that every women secretly wants to be…but can’t let herself. I applaud her love of casual (but safe) sex and the fact that she’s comfortable with who she is and doesn’t care what anyone thinks. Anyway, putting all that aside, who doesn’t love a good midget story?

Next up, her very own Are You There Vodka? It’s Me, Chelsea. Stay tuned for the review.

NARS Combines Sex and Makeup

So I literally LOL’d when I saw this on one of my favorite beauty blogs, BeautyAddict. I mean, you’ve gotta appreciate the edginess that NARS is pushing here…plus, I’m always an advocate of safe sex! Basically this is a win-win situation since you get TWO “designer” conoms AND the cult NARS Multiple in the cult favorite shade, Orgasm. I also love the name “Safer Set.”