So, I’ve been looking forward to seeing “Speed the Plow” for oh, about 2 months now. And, of course, I had tickets for last night but noooo, Jeremy Piven had to go and get “mercury poisoning” on me. WHAT is WITH all of these celebrities and their fake illnesses? Lindsay Lohan and her “exhaustion”…OK. I’m telling you, it brings me back to my days of faking sick in middle school. “mom, my stomach hurts.” “Ok, go home.” Why Ari Gold, why? And did you really think mercury poisening was the way to go? I prefer the old “my nose is bleeding” or “my stomach hurts, I must have an ulcer” excuse.
