As I mentioned back in January, my best friend is getting married this August and I’m the Maid of Honor! I admit, I’m a wedding rookie but since I consider myself a creative person with above average internet research skills, I felt pretty confident that I’d be able to throw a killer bachelorette party and do all my other MOH duties. Oh yeah, I’m even getting down with the “MOH” abbreviations! Anyway, the bride-to-be, like myself, isn’t into the whole cheesy put a penis on everything theme (thank god) but I still want to give her a traditional bach party…so what’s a MOH to do? Well here’s what I’ll be gifting the bride…make sure to check back for pics from the actual bachelorette party in Atlantic City (weekend of July 8th!) and the actual wedding in Westchester County, NY (weekend of August 12th!).
Frederick’s Perfect Present Bra: All the “bride” rhinestone-encrusted tank tops kinda make me sick so when I saw this super cute, yet still totally sexy “perfect present” bra and panty set, I knew my girl D had to have it. Plus, it’s got blue so the whole “something old, something new” thing is covered.
White Trash Sex Coupons: I think it’s super important to one, give something funny and personal to the bride and two, keep the personal gift within your sense of humor(s). D and I have been sharing laughs for the last 13 years and we’ve had many inside jokes within the white trash rhealm. If you don’t get it, that’s ok…but I know D will die when she sees this.
Booty Parlor Don’t Stop Massage Candle: You know I had to incorporate some beauty into my gifts. This candle isn’t just any ordinary candle…it’s also massage lotion, once the candle has melted the wax down a bit. It smells of exotic sandalwood vanilla (love) and the wax actually has good-for-you ingredients like shea butter, jojoba and vitamins A and E.
