Plastic surgery beauty alternatives

So Heidi Montag revealed her “new body” (and face) a few months back and now that The Hills final season is about to premiere, she’s pretty much everywhere.  I just feel sadness for Heidi.  I’m not even going to get into how she was a beautiful girl to begin with, that aside, the amount of plastic surgery she recently had is just plain irresponsible and dangerous…not to mention, completely unecessary.

Living in Hollywood, I can atest that there’s definitely an underlying pressure to look perfect but I think for now, I’ll stick to other options…like these awesome beauty products that help deliver the same effect that surgery would provide:

Rodial Tummy Tuck – This stuff is the real deal.  I, naturally, was skeptical at first because I mean come on…a cream that will make my stomach flatter?  But after using it for a few weeks, I absolutely see a difference.  It doesn’t come cheap at $130 a bottle but if you want results from a cream, Rodial Tummy Tuck is the way to go.  BTW- they also make a cream called Boob Job and Bum Lift for those other areas you might need some help with.

Purple Lab NYC Cheek Implants – A gorgeous silken cream blush that glides across your skin like ice.  Cheek Implants is made with collagen, hyaluronic acid, nylon, etc. to really plump up your cheeks and provide a sharper jaw line.

LiftFusion Face Lift – A topical alternative to doctor-administered anti-wrinkle injections.  This product is both a powerful wrinkle relaxant and a collagen-booster in one safe, needle-free formula.  Also, it works within TEN minutes.  Crazyyyy.

Gift Idea: Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt’s book “How to Be Famous”

So you’ve probably heard about Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt’s book, How to Be Famous: Our Guide to Looking the Part, Playing the Press, and Becoming a Tabloid Fixture.  I mean, there are no words.  I haven’t actually bought a copy of this book but from the Amazon.com summary, I automatically thought this would be the PERFECT holiday gift for your celebrity-obsessed friend or wannabe actress friend.  Hilarious.  Here’s the Amazon summary:

From braving the wilds of Los Angeles to the Costa Rican jungle, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt have learned a thing or two about reality…television, that is. But while dominating the airwaves and tabloid covers every week may look like all fun and mind games, Speidi is here to tell you: becoming wildly famous requires hard work and a no-fail blueprint for success. Now, for the first time ever, Heidi and Spencer invite you behind the scenes as they reveal the ten-step plan that took them from nobodies to notorious! You will:

  • Learn how to say I hate you without opening your mouth–Heidi’s exclusive tutorial
  • Increase your capacity for evil with Spencer’s “Villain-o-meter”
  • Discovery why getting and talking about plastic surgery is a must
  • Unlock the secrets of celebrity couple math (e.g. Speidi > Heidi + Spencer)
  • Mesmerize the media with outrageous behavior
  • Bow down to the power of the paparazzi

…and much, much more!