I’ll never understand women who do their makeup on the subway…First of all, I can’t comprehend how anyone is THAT coordinated when the train is constantly jerking back and forth and people are bumping into you. Second, I would be afraid I would poke my eye out. Third, it’s kinda personal- I don’t want everyone on the N train knowing that I put a ton of foundation around my always-red nostrils. Fourth, isn’t it kind of RUDE? I’m certainly not one to judge on what is socially (or even morally) acceptable but I just think it’s gross to use anything having to do with cosmetics (i.e.- hair, makeup, etc.) in public. This also goes for clipping your toe nails in the living room (is my roommate reading this?!)

So last Friday, since it was Good Friday, half of my office was out- most likely not for religious reasons but just cause we had the option. Anyway, those of us not so lucky, decided we deserved a special treat for being at work- aka- Magnolia cupcakes! Mmmmm, buttercream is my heaven and of course, I took the extras home and ate them for Breakfast the next day…exactly when do I have to put on a bikini, again???

So I managed to catch Tori Spelling’s new show on VH1, So NoTORIous, and I have to say, it was actually really funny. I mean, we all know my eternal love for Beverly Hills 90210 so you might think I’d automatically be a fan- not true. I actually couldn’t stand Donna Martin- she was such a hypocrit! (making David wait SEVEN years to have sex and then her next boyfriend, BAM after like what? a week?!) haha, anyway, it’s pretty funny cause there were quite a few 90210 references. The episode I saw showed the Donna Martin doll and it was put to a ahem, interesting use.

So I really want to be able to wear headbands. I keep seeing celebs and “regular people” wearing them and I saw reallllly cute ones at J.Crew the other day. The thing is, I just don’t know if I can actually pull it off (there’s always at least one trend a season that I like but don’t know if I can actually do it…and that is SO annoying)
Anyway, there are thick ones and thin ones- I could probably get away with a thin one (maybe with a cute pattern?) but I just don’t have enough hair to get away with the thick one- damn you fine hair!

So I’m gonna let you in on a little secret…after watching the movie, Mean Girls, I started thinking about how funny the idea of a “burn book” is. Not a burn book for other girls but maybe for all the guys that have f-ed me over in my “dating life.” It’s a known fact that dating is dead but yet, there is still such heartbreak. Well I made a Burn Book and I have to say, if it serves no other purpose, it definitely makes me laugh when I look at the pages of a-holes that I wasted time caring about.

So the May issue of Teen Vogue came out today. I never really had much of an opinion on Mandy Moore– I always thought she was pretty but kinda just “whatever” on the Hollywood scale. Well, I noticed her today; she looks AMAZING on the May cover! She is just one of those girls who looks great as a blonde AND a brunette (people always claim the same about me but I’m sticking with blonde for now)

So I’m completely obsessed with these soft/cozy/fuzzy socks. I’m not sure what their technical title is but they are like walking on clouds! I have two sets of pastels and I still want more. I think you can get them at Target, K-Mart, WalMart,etc. but if you can’t find them try ebay- I found a bunch for cheap.