I’ll never understand women who do their makeup on the subway…First of all, I can’t comprehend how anyone is THAT coordinated when the train is constantly jerking back and forth and people are bumping into you. Second, I would be afraid I would poke my eye out. Third, it’s kinda personal- I don’t want everyone on the N train knowing that I put a ton of foundation around my always-red nostrils. Fourth, isn’t it kind of RUDE? I’m certainly not one to judge on what is socially (or even morally) acceptable but I just think it’s gross to use anything having to do with cosmetics (i.e.- hair, makeup, etc.) in public. This also goes for clipping your toe nails in the living room (is my roommate reading this?!)

So last Friday, since it was Good Friday, half of my office was out- most likely not for religious reasons but just cause we had the option. Anyway, those of us not so lucky, decided we deserved a special treat for being at work- aka- Magnolia cupcakes! Mmmmm, buttercream is my heaven and of course, I took the extras home and ate them for Breakfast the next day…exactly when do I have to put on a bikini, again???

So I managed to catch Tori Spelling’s new show on VH1, So NoTORIous, and I have to say, it was actually really funny. I mean, we all know my eternal love for Beverly Hills 90210 so you might think I’d automatically be a fan- not true. I actually couldn’t stand Donna Martin- she was such a hypocrit! (making David wait SEVEN years to have sex and then her next boyfriend, BAM after like what? a week?!) haha, anyway, it’s pretty funny cause there were quite a few 90210 references. The episode I saw showed the Donna Martin doll and it was put to a ahem, interesting use.

So I’ve always had this secret desire to be that girl who can beat boys at their own games. (in more ways than one) One recent interest has been poker; I noticed my last few years of college that it was becoming more and more popular among guys and I tried to learn it (well, I made one half-ass attempt) but unless it involves fashion, beauty or celebs, I usually have the attention span of a 4 year old boy with ADD. But hey, if Paris Hilton can learn it, so can I…

So since it’s getting warmer and warmer outside, I’ve been feeling the need to dress more “spring” and since I now am a “grown up” and have a real job (!) I can’t wear my usual low-cut summer tops. What a dilemma, right? Well since the dress code at my job is “trendy casual,” as I like to put it, I simply throw a wifebeater under any top that I might consider to be too low. Enjoy!

So I really want to be able to wear headbands. I keep seeing celebs and “regular people” wearing them and I saw reallllly cute ones at J.Crew the other day. The thing is, I just don’t know if I can actually pull it off (there’s always at least one trend a season that I like but don’t know if I can actually do it…and that is SO annoying)
Anyway, there are thick ones and thin ones- I could probably get away with a thin one (maybe with a cute pattern?) but I just don’t have enough hair to get away with the thick one- damn you fine hair!

So I’m gonna let you in on a little secret…after watching the movie, Mean Girls, I started thinking about how funny the idea of a “burn book” is. Not a burn book for other girls but maybe for all the guys that have f-ed me over in my “dating life.” It’s a known fact that dating is dead but yet, there is still such heartbreak. Well I made a Burn Book and I have to say, if it serves no other purpose, it definitely makes me laugh when I look at the pages of a-holes that I wasted time caring about.